I have spent the weekend on the edge of being sick.  My throat is scratchy and hot, and I feel quite a bit less than energetic.  I’m hoping vitamin C, echinacea, and zinc will stave off the full-blown cold.  I swear I should don a hazmat suit at work.  I know exactly where this came from … the petri dish that is my classroom.  Could it have been Vanessa coughing all over me?  Or maybe Erik breathing steamy breath all over me while I was helping him with his math?  Or perhaps their cooties all over my eraser that they love to borrow?  Yes, I think it’s all of those.

I spent today working on report cards.  We have new standards-based report cards this year, meaning that we have to evaluate every student on every standard on top of giving effort and achievement grades for each subject area.  It takes FOREVER!  But, I actually like the new report card because it gives parents such specific information about student performance.  I’m almost done with the grades, so I will have the rest of this week to work on comments.  Somehow I know I’ll still be writing comments an hour before they’re due.  Yes, I know this is becoming quite an exciting entry.


My sister’s birthday is tomorrow, so that means I get to eat a dinner I didn’t cook. Yay!  I’ve been trying to avoid eating out, and I’m getting sick of my own cooking.  My youngest sister was responsible for the cake, and she is so proud because she found one that looks like a giant hamburger … one big blob of frosting … not that there’s anything wrong with that.  ;-)

Well, I’m off to down a few more vitamins.  Happy Monday to all!

Unrelated Quote of the Day:

“A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.”~Gloria Stuart in Titanic

Inspired by Jason and the evil specter of cramps, I took the day off today.  After the guilt (and cramps) wore off, it was like heaven.  I have been so stressed lately; it was so wonderful to just read a book, take a nap, do some laundry, and basically just enjoy some peace and quiet.  And I still have my students’ welcome to look forward to tomorrow.  The kids’ renewed love and appreciation is one of the best parts of missing school.   

In other news, we have some new classroom pets on loan from a student’s family.  The first to arrive were the Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches … about eight of them.



I am rather proud of myself because I finally managed to hold one.  Hey, if an itty bitty first grade girl visiting my room after school can do it, I can too!

Our other pets arrived a couple days later in a big terrarium.  Two snakes, three frogs, and three lizards … all sooo, sooo cute! 

Then, sadly, one of the lizards died on the first day, and the following day, one of the snakes bit the dust.  I spoke to the parent, and he doesn’t know what could have happened, but hopefully, whatever it was won’t happen again.  We’ve learned enough about the circle of life this past week, thank you very much.  I was initially pleasantly surprised to see how cute the snakes were, but I am now keeping a close eye on the remaining snake because, while it may just be my own prejudice, I have a feeling he may be the culprit.  I practically held my breath all weekend, hoping I wouldn’t return on Monday to find a fat snake and nobody else, but, since Friday, we haven’t had any new fatalities. 

The kids have been decidedly naughtier since our pets’ arrival, but I have now threatened to send the pets home if I don’t see a quick return to their usual good behavior.  The no-more-Miss-Nice-Guy threats seemed to have helped.  I told the sub to be ruthless today, so we’ll see.

Well, off to bed and back to the salt mines bright and early tomorrow.

Quote of the day:


Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.  ~Richard Carlson

Heigh ho, heigh ho … it’s off to work we go …

I’m the second in line up there … in case you didn’t recognize me.  

Yes, it’s that time.  I am so looking forward to seeing my kids, but I’m not looking forward to the return of stress.  I can feel it already weighing down on me … the pressure, the guilt, the exhaustion.  I had a goal to read the five books my mom gave me about teaching writing and try to cobble together a more effective writing program over the break.  Well, I’m halfway through the first book … yay, me.  I have, however, managed to make it almost all the way through  The Coalminer’s Daughter, and we all know how important that is.  

What I did accomplish over the past two weeks was a relatively relaxing holiday … and that truly is an accomplishment.  The trip was a great escape; I’ll have details about that in the next couple days.  The return home and back to reality (at least the home half of my reality) was rough, but being able to sleep in made everything better.  And, my grocery store declared the return of double coupons for the month, so that helped too.  Nothing like double coupons to make a happy Kelly.  

Well, bedtime is fast approaching.  Fingers crossed that nobody decided to move away over the vacation … I’m hoping to see all nineteen bright and shiny faces.

Quote of the Day:


Education should be exercise; it has become massage.  ~Martin H. Fischer